http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/ 2026-05-07T22:08:10+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/ http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2015-10-20T14:57:12+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:1?rev=1445353032&do=diff The Progression of the Crusade The Quest to retake our stolen lands goes well! Recently we hear that the brave Crusaders have pillaged those Spanish castles whose cowardly lieges resisted their rightful demands for supplies. The armies of Queen Eleanor now march for Rome! text/html 2016-02-02T16:18:26+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:10?rev=1454429906&do=diff Holy Roman Empire Invades France The forces of the Holy Roman Empire have swept across France. They have been halted for the moment outside Paris. The city’s walls were well-built and well-defended, but it still looks like only a matter of time before it, too, falls and the HRE extends its reach all the way to the coast. Some say that all of France will be claimed before the summer ends. And the HRE shows no signs of stopping there: once France has been claimed, it’s only a short hop over the C… text/html 2016-02-09T17:27:23+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:11?rev=1455038843&do=diff Eckehart, Holy Roman Emperor Killed in Channel The invasion lead by the Holy Roman Emperor, otherwise known as the Demiurge, Etzen, has been blunted in the English Channel by a navy blockade containing some of the staunchest defenders of the country. It is reported that the Round Table itself was brought to the cliffs of Dover to lend strength to the defence, and the killing blow struck with the weapon of legend, Excalibur. Remnants of the invasion force are periodically washing up on the shore… text/html 2016-02-16T16:00:01+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:12?rev=1455638401&do=diff Gavin of Revesby Elected King of the Romans Gavin, Abbot of Revesby and Scion of the Line of Charlemagne has been elected, by the gathered heads of states of what remains of the Holy Roman Empire, to the position of King of the Romans. In time it is expected that he will travel to visit the Pope to be crowned Holy Roman Emperor. Now the whole empire looks to him to guard against the oncoming invasion by the Mongols, which has crushed resistance in the East and continues to press onwards towards… text/html 2016-02-23T18:00:03+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:13?rev=1456250403&do=diff Worlds Merged It is apparent that the attempt to create a portal large enough for the human world and the Fae land of Tia N'Aill was successful: a great shudder was felt across all lands and a rippling effect was seen, as though the sky shattered and fell to earth. Tia N'Aill appears to have rolled out across the world: what this means for humanity and Fae alike is yet unsure, though it appears that owing to the heroic efforts of the Guardian of the Seelie, formerly known as Queen Samuel, human… text/html 2016-03-01T18:30:25+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:14?rev=1456857025&do=diff Ichor Gone Lord Shipwright and Wilfrida have successfully conveyed the all-consuming darkness through to the Blessed Isles, despite a few setbacks and some local opposition. Aelindis of the Marsh killed Aelindis of the Marsh, the noted Demiurge of Trickery, the forger of Excalibur, lover of Arthur, She Who Cut The First Portal, the one who first called the Godstow meetings, has been killed, apparently battling a hob. text/html 2015-10-27T14:11:23+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:2?rev=1445955083&do=diff News - Turn 2 News from the Crusade With the treasury of Canterbury Cathedral empty and no gold forthcoming, the Queen is said to be furious. The Crusade is nearing Italy and there are rumours that without Italian gold the French and English mercanaries may see their pay fall. No doubt the recent tax increases in Nottingham and other areas are linked to the needs of the Crusade - Sherriff Marion is said to have sent silver taken with force from Nottinghamshire peasants to aid the Queen. text/html 2015-11-03T14:07:07+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:3?rev=1446559627&do=diff New Queen of Sicily Crowned No sooner had the Good King William II of Sicily died and been laid to rest than the Sicilian Court broke out into infighting over who was to succeed him. Commonly held wisdom was that the King's advisor, Aisha Al-Khudri, was to ascend to the Throne yet challenges to her authority were laid from abroad in the Holy Roman Empire and from England. The two nobles Welkin Fields and Katrina of Maldon were seen to exchange heated debates over the capacity and right to rule … text/html 2015-11-10T15:38:38+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:4?rev=1447169918&do=diff Fleets! A large fleet have been spotted coming from the west of the Channel, destination uncertain. Where are they headed? Enquiring minds want to know. Also, near Calais, some of King Philip's ships have been stolen, apparently in retaliation for the chief shipwright, Osmund, going out and brutally clubbing young seals and their mothers to death by night. text/html 2015-11-17T17:23:31+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:5?rev=1447781011&do=diff Geoffrey declared Prince Regent Aided by friends loyal to the Plantagenets, Geoffrey, son of Henry and Eleanor, has swept across England from the Channel and taken possession of Godstow Abbey. Despite grievous losses in the Channel to patriotic but misguided English forces, Geoffrey has declared himself Prince Regent on behalf of his mother Eleanor and declared his intent to rule until her return. text/html 2015-11-24T16:54:43+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:6?rev=1448384083&do=diff No Sign of the Crusade Nothing whatsoever has been seen of the Crusade, hundreds of thousands of people strong, which appears to have vanished in the middle of the Black Sea. Many have sought Eleanor and her compatriots, but there is nothing whatsoever to be found. text/html 2015-12-01T17:10:54+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:7?rev=1448989854&do=diff Still No News of the Crusade The Pope, many Byzantine officials and the leaders of several Spanish and Italian cities are starting to speak of the inevitability of the wrath of the saints on those who spoil, loot, pillage, plunder and destroy. With no trace of the Crusade found, not even inside the sea serpent (which was also not big enough to eat an entire Crusade) it is presumed by many that they brought down the wrath of some god or other on their lawless travels. text/html 2016-01-19T17:24:25+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:8?rev=1453224265&do=diff Portal shut Please note the following: * There is a large Door where the portal stands. * This Door is keeping out a rampaging Unseelie horde, including a woman called Avazda riding on a dragon. * There is a small window in the Door. * If anyone knocks on the Door, please check who is there before opening. * Better still, preferably don't open the Door at all. * It took a lot of effort and a lot of bloodshed to put that Door there in the first place. Removal of the Door is a crimin… text/html 2016-01-26T16:32:15+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:9?rev=1453825935&do=diff Heir to throne murdered in his sleep! Richard Lionheart, son of Eleanor, was found in the blood soaked covers of his own bed, his throat cut in the night by some cowardly assassin. Authorities are offering a substantial reward for the culprit, but will only pay out if proof can be furnished as to their guilt. However, given the dearth of evidence it is a popular belief that the assassin got away clean. text/html 2016-03-08T16:48:47+00:00 http://misrule.chaosdeathfish.com/news:eternity?rev=1457455727&do=diff Coronation of the Monarchs of Britain On the winter Equinox, the new rulers of Britain were crowned. Geoffrey Carter and Samuel of the House of Arthur, together representing the land and the people of Britain past, were crowned as the new High Kings of Britain. The position of High Monarch devolves all authority of the rule of the land to the respective monarchs of the individual kingdoms, but maintains the power to hold them to account in the name of the people and the land they govern.