*MUFFLED GIGGLING*

TIFFANY: All right, light the circle of candles. We have called the corners? Does everyone have their protective amulet?

JASON: Last time we tried this all we got was that poxy little Fae.

ASHLEIGH: I still maintain that was the great Demiurge of Deception in disguise.

JASON: A very good disguise – that moth-eaten academic look was really quite something. He looked like the Head of Maths after he’s spent lunchtime down town in the pub.

TIFFANY: Does everyone have their protective amulet?

CASSIE: No.

TIFFANY: …

TIFFANY: Why not?

CASSIE: lost it

TIFFANY…

TIFFANY: Jason, light the candles. Cassie, when the Antipope arrives, try not to draw attention to yourself. Won’t be difficult.

ALL: muffled chanting in bad Latin for several minutes

JASON: This isn’t working.

CASSIE: Look at the Ouija board! IT’S MOVING.

ALL: (reading from the Ouija board) H-E-L-L-O-M-O-R-T-A-L-S-T-H-I-S-I-S-P-E-T-E-R-T-W-O-F-O-R-W-H-A-T-R-E-A-S-O-N-H-A-V-E-Y-O-U-C-A-L-L-E-D-U-P-O-N-M-E?

TIFFANY: Great Antipope, hail! For truly, the world is in great crisis, and only you can save us! We call upon you to ask for blessings, for power, for knowledge.

ALL: (reading from the Ouija board) U-H-O-K-

ASHLEIGH PELEKS: (throwing the board across the room) It’s the Demiurge of Deception again! Martin, fuck off, before I tell Greats-Grandpa Andris!

MARTIN THE DEVOUT: Oh shit! (leaves)

*pause*

TIFFANY: Anyone want to try calling up Aelga the Ruinous instead?