… the playground is a privilege, not a right. And you know what they say about abusing privileges…
Lets start at the very beginning, a very good place to start.
Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, there was a magical woods. The kingdom was ruled over by a Queen, who used her power of…
…Crochet to create teddy bears for everyone. This made her subjects very…
…dead, for a plague of being-allergic-to-wool…
… The queen then crocheted some new subjects, but unfortunately…
… they were lifeless puppets with dull, mirthless eyes…
… But then everyones eyes are dull and mirthless after reading their turnsheet.
Ways not to submit your turnsheet
- IC
- Writing it on the whiteboard in the room the GMs are having the meeting
- Handwritten on paper and given to the GMs in person
- Late
- After the GM meeting
- 2am on Tuesday Moring
- After turnsheets have come out
- During the session after it was due
- During the next society game
- Running a tabletop/LARP/future society game based on your planned actions
- Proposing it as a motion at the TGM
- As a speech at the Banquet I am prepared to accept turnsheets given in Banquet speeches as long as the result can be delivered in the same format. I may hold you to this if I have to do 15 again… ~ TL
- Via the medium of dance
- Written in the blood of the unbelievers
- tapped out in morse code while in the
absurdly spacioussewers under the GM's homes - As a wanted poster detailing the crimes you expect to be wanted for committing.
- Via folk ballad filk
- Through training a small red bird to chirp in morse code
- Through Prince John barbershop quartet
- Through encoding ASCII values into excessively nested playgrounds
- Via a series of IC proposals
- Via a series of IC proposal rejections
- By wasting 15 minutes of another PC's time making an oath to a pigeon
- In answer to a God berating you in session when they ask “any questions?”
- Through the medium of ill-advised fae deals
- Through the medium of lying roundly through your teeth about ill-advised fae deals you totally didn't make
Written in icing on a cakeActually the GMs would probably be very in favor of that- By editing the music link below
- By encoding bits in whether or not you slay gods that show up to Godstow in order to spell out ASCII values.
- In you character's native tongue, unless that's English.
- I don't think they'd be very happy with turnsheets in Old/Middle English either.
- What about future English?
- Through a tasteless “Easter egg hunt” involving riddles about the location of the next action and piece of the GM's beloved pet.
- Written in bloody scars on your back.
Let there be music
Go here… [NB the next person to change the link will have playground privileges revoked - this means you Cameron.1)2)]
Pictures
Some characters look just like their physreps, others are maybe a tad taller and less female. Meant to do this aaaages ago, but am rubbish. Here are pics of what the Knights actually look like:
Gerard, though missing his fabulous moustache and for once uninjured
